嗆老婆
Gigi 剛剛傳來的，好鮮！
老公看了肯定發飆…
一個男人在看一本叫《男人是一家之主》的書，
看得豪氣干雲，
衝進廚房，伸出一根手指在老婆面前搖晃著說：
「從現在起，你必須聽我命令，我說什麼就是什麼！
今天晚上，你得準備美酒佳餚，並侍候我用餐；
然後幫我洗澡、擦背、擦乾身體、? 釣荅D袍，並幫我按摩手腳。
按摩完畢後，你猜該是誰幫我穿衣服、梳頭髮？」
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他老婆回答說：「該是殯儀館的人吧？」
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