{"id":687,"date":"2006-06-01T11:28:29","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T03:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reginalog.com\/?p=687"},"modified":"2011-10-27T08:35:16","modified_gmt":"2011-10-27T00:35:16","slug":"reason-why-i-never-visit-rich-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reginalog.com\/?p=687","title":{"rendered":"Reason why I never visit rich people"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Question: what would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate,Milo or Coffee?<br \/>\nAnswer: Tea please.<\/p>\n<p>Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea,honey bush tea, ice-tea or green tea?<br \/>\nAnswer: Ceylon tea.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Question: How would u like it? Black or white?<br \/>\nAnswer: White.<\/p>\n<p>Question: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?<br \/>\nAnswer: With milk<\/p>\n<p>Question: Goat milk, camel milk, or cow milk?<br \/>\nAnswer: With cow milk please.<\/p>\n<p>Question: milk from freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?<br \/>\nAnswer: Um?. I&#8217;ll take it black.<\/p>\n<p>Question: Would u like it with sweetener,sugar or honey?<br \/>\nAnswer: With sugar.<\/p>\n<p>Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar<br \/>\nAnswer: Cane sugar<\/p>\n<p>Question: White? brown or yellow sugar?<br \/>\nAnswer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.<\/p>\n<p>Question: Mineral water or still water?<br \/>\nAnswer: Mineral water<\/p>\n<p>Question: Flavoured or non-flavoured?<br \/>\nAnswer: Never mind, I&#8217;ll rather die of thirst?.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bawpvc-ajax-counter\" data-id=\"687\">&#8230; (26)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Question: what would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate,Milo or Coffee? Answer: Tea please. Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea,honey bush tea, ice-tea or green tea? Answer: Ceylon tea. &#8230; (26)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[112],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlog","tag-test"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginalog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginalog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginalog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginalog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginalog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/reginalog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reginalog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginalog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reginalog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}