令人莞爾的騙術

張羅兩個孩子的吃,一直是件很愉快的事情,因為不挑食,媽媽煮什麼就吃什麼,媽媽也就非常勇於嘗試。

像今晚的Pollo alla Cacciatora,是突然想起了冰箱裡的雞肉,連忙到超市裡補了西洋芹、蘑菇,可以一鍋到底的懶人料理。

回到本日話題,不知道為什麼,最近常常接到陌生電話,昨天下午,手機響了起來,看了看號碼,Los Angeles,好吧,接看看,對這種來路不明的電話,一接起來我都會先沈默三秒鐘,對方操著不知道是哪一國的口音,嘴裡含著滷蛋似的,

『My name is Samuel, behalf of United State of %$@(& department ……』

『Execuse me, which department?』

滷蛋聲音再次出聲『I am behalf of United State of (&&()*^% department……』

『Sorry, what department?』

『#$%^@@$%% department……』

『What department?』

『Fxxking department』(電話嘟嘟聲…)

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今早在準備出門,電話來了,Washington, DC,同樣沈默了三秒,對方開口了,誒,這次很標準的英文,要找的人是我,

『This is United Stated of #%^@% department……』

我承認我沒有很認真聽他講什麼,因為眼睛盯著電視,還在追劇中,

『what department?』

『United Stated of *)_$#@ department……』

不知道為什麼,在講到那個啥部門的時候,就是很含糊。

『Oh, okay??? So what do you want?』

『Regina, you are qualify to get nine thousand eight hundred…… 』

蝦密,我哪還聽得了他下面講什麼呀,我聽到一開頭的nine thousand就已經爽呆了(是不是嘛!)

『That’s great, so send me the money.』

我明明就還握著手機,但是這回換對方沈默了三秒就掛了我電話。

這兩個人應該很想揍我才是吧,不過因為一早接了這天上掉錢下來的電話,讓一整天的我心情大好。

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