吵架公約
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吵架公約( 已婚者歡迎廣為翻印 ) — 還有備註耶
吵架公約
1、吵架不當著父母，親戚，鄰居的面吵，在公共場所給對方面子。
2、不管誰對誰錯，只要一吵架，男方必須先輕聲輕氣哄女方一次，女方才能馬上冷靜下來，否則女方一看到男方哇啦哇啦，女方也忍不住哇啦哇啦，一旦造成嚴重後果，全部由男方負責。
3、在家裏吵架不准一走了之，實在要走不得走出社區，不許不帶手機和關機。
4、尊敬對方的父母長輩，吵架不開心不能對父母無禮。
5、有錯一方要主動道歉，無錯一方在有錯方道歉並補償後要儘快原諒對方。
6、雙方都有錯時要互相檢討，認識到錯誤並道歉後由男方主動提出帶女方出去散心。
7、要出氣不准砸東西，只能吃東西，實在手癢只能砸枕頭。
8、吵架儘量不隔夜，晚上困覺覺時男方必須主動抱女方，女方生氣百般推讓，男方也不能就此放棄，一定要哄到女方睡著，做上美夢。。。
9、每週都要給對方按摩一次，因為大家經常吵架都很辛苦，男方手藝不好的話可以跟盲人師傅學，嚴禁和髮廊女學！
10、吵架時男方不准掛電話，如果掛了要馬上打回去，並表示歉意，吵架時女方如果掛了電話，男方必須在1分鐘內打給女方， 電話不通打手機，總之不能氣綏，屢掛屢打，但是女方也要給男方面子，每次掛電話次數不大於5次。
（公約條款暫時為以上這幾條，可由女方無理由無時間限制的更改，男方有權利提出異議，但是異議是否被採納最終解釋權在女方手裏）
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