婚姻、股市與「信」生活

婚姻與股市

※選擇對象叫「選股」;

※剛開始交往,叫「試探行情」;

※訂婚叫「掛進」;

※結婚叫「成交」;

※到戶政登記叫「過戶」;

※生小孩叫配股;

※小孩子乖叫填權;

※小孩子壞叫貼權;

※分房睡叫分盤交易;

※結婚後離婚,被對方搞去不少錢財,叫「掏空」;

※結婚後搞外遇叫「套利」;

※結婚後雙方感情不和,叫「翻空」;

※婚姻平淡,無可奈何地湊合著,叫「套牢」;

※這種婚姻費盡心思終於離了,叫「解套」;

※結婚三、五年後,感情時好時壞,叫「箱形整理」;

※婚姻徹底破裂,不可挽回,叫「崩盤」。

以轉發或收取 e-mail 消磨時間的可稱為有「信生活」。因此:靠 e-mail 交往的叫「信交」。

互相分享 e-mail 笑話的叫「信伴侶」。

只收不發叫「信冷感」。

發錯對象是「信騷擾」。

發不出去是「信功能障礙」。

看著 e-mail 傻笑的,基本上已達到了「信高潮」。

當然,你如果連 e-mail 都不會操作,就鐵定是「信無能」!

能感動人心的 e-mail 叫(信感)。

向人家要 e-mail 地址就是想建立(信關係)。

用 e-mail 購物或買賣股票叫(信交易)。

在 e-mail 傳送的資訊叫(信知識)。

有教導作用的叫(信教育)。

mail一大堆叫(信氾濫)。

內容讓人想入非非的叫(信挑逗)。

有些莫明其妙的 e-mail 可稱(信變態)。

若受病毒入侵就是得了(信病)。

如而使得收發 e-mail 困難遲緩叫(信功能衰退)。

那就要請教高人指點叫(信諮詢)。

熟悉 e-mail 運作之高人就是(信問題專家)。

須要加裝軟硬體以加強病毒防衛就叫(信治療)。

有些 e-mail 圖文並茂,又有動畫,又有配音,這叫(信技巧)。

瞭解以上各種(信花樣)你就能處變不驚,莊重自強,對(信生活)自然就有信心了。

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