simple, easy, my fantasy

Question: what would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate,Milo or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please.

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea,honey bush tea, ice-tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea.

Question: How would u like it? Black or white?
Answer: White.

Question: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?
Answer: With milk

Question: Goat milk, camel milk, or cow milk?
Answer: With cow milk please.

Question: milk from freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Um?. I’ll take it black.

Question: Would u like it with sweetener,sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.

Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar
Answer: Cane sugar

Question: White? brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.

Question: Mineral water or still water?
Answer: Mineral water

Question: Flavoured or non-flavoured?
Answer: Never mind, I’ll rather die of thirst?.

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