Reason why I never visit rich people
Question: what would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate,Milo or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea,honey bush tea, ice-tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea.
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形容的相當貼切
感歎女人：
漂亮的不下廚房
下廚房的不溫柔
會溫柔的沒主見
有主見的沒女人味
有女人味的亂花錢
不亂花錢的不時尚
時尚的不放心
放心的沒法看
感歎男人：
有才華的長得醜
長得帥的掙錢少
掙錢多的不顧家
顧了家的沒出息
有出息的不浪漫
會浪漫的靠不住
靠得住的又窩囊
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